No Jerking Off on My Range! is the sixteenth post in my Bad Luck Cadet Series that follows my adventures at the police academy after my mid-life crisis. It’s all about fun, laughter and PAIN! If you are new to the series, you can follow it from the beginning on this blog starting with Bad Luck Cadet #1 – Accidents Happen or find it at Amazon. … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #15 – You’re Not Dead Until I Say You’re Dead!
You're Not Dead Until I Say You're Dead! is the 15th installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series. I wish I could say the next two days of Practical tests went as smoothly as the first, but it didn’t. I struggled with two of the scenarios, and completely failed one of them. In the one I failed, I was driving a patrol car and came upon a vehicle pulled … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #14 – Testing Hell Week Begins
This is the 14th installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series. Monday morning brought our midterms. It would take half the day. We all attended the previous evening’s study session and I had a review at my breakfast table that morning. For the first time two other tables were pushed closer and about half our class participated. It was long and … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #13 – Gun Fights and Car Chases
Bad Luck Cadet #13 - Gun Fights and Car Chases is part of my Bad Luck Cadet Series that follows my adventures at the police academy after my mid-life crisis. The first in the series is Bad Luck Cadet #1 – Accidents Happen. It’s all about fun, laughter and PAIN! ~~~ We had been told several weeks earlier that our defensive … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #12: Small Acts of Defiance
Small Acts of Defiance is the 12th installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series. Week six began with us sporting our new polo shirts and the sounds of Class 96 being yelled at by their Sergeant. It was nice to breath without a tie around our necks and have Sgt. Dickens lower his voice and pretend we were human. Inspection went smoothly. We were … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #11: The Red Shirts Bring Pain
THE RED SHIRTS BRING PAIN is the 11th installment in my Bad Luck Cadet series that follows my adventures at the police academy amidst my mid-life crisis. I managed a quick trip to my chiropractor’s office over the weekend for a readjustment and a water additive to help replenish lost body fluids. But I was on pins and needles to see if Donna … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #10: I Have An Egg Head
I Have An Egg Head is the 10th installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series. After my week in hell, courtesy of Sgt. Dickens, I finally broke down and told my husband everything going on at the academy. He was sympathetic and gave me a fantastic full body massage that night. When I told him of my plan for returning to the Policy Academy on Sunday, he … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #9: I Will Never Call D!!kface D!!kless Again
This is the 9th installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series. My weekend consisted of lazing around and doing as little as possible. It didn’t matter that the house was a mess. Keeping the ice packs in place under the ace bandages on my arms and legs was my first priority. I finally felt better by Saturday night. My husband took me out to dinner and … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #8: The Worst Possible Enemy
The Worst Possible Enemy is the 8th installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series. To follow my adventures at the police academy after my mid-life crisis it is best to start at the beginning Bad Luck Cadet #1 – Accidents Happen. It’s all about fun, laughter and pain. To be honest, at the time, it was more about pain, pain and pain! — Suzie ### The … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #7: Are We In Hell
Are We in Hell is the 7th installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series. Day two at the police academy began at 0430 hours. A squad leader had knocked on our door the previous evening to inform us we would need to meet before physical training (PT) the next morning and work on straightening up our marching and formations. And there were some, like … [Read more...]
~ Bad Luck Cadet #6 – You Will Be Sent Home
You Will Be Sent Home is the 6th installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series. To follow my adventures at the police academy after my mid-life crisis it is best to start at the beginning Bad Luck Cadet #1 – Accidents Happen. It’s all about fun, laughter and pain. To be honest, at the time it was more about pain, pain and pain! — Suzie ### After … [Read more...]
~ Bad Luck Cadet #5 – Being Late Will Get You Fired
This is the 5th installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series that follows my adventures at the police academy after my mid-life crisis. Over the next three weeks, Stacy and I felt like we were getting our first taste at what being a police officer would be like. We were issued wallet police badges, by a secretary, to take to the academy and we were … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #4 – Good News!
This is the 4th installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series. It happened on Tuesday morning. The call came in and essentially I was IN. I would begin the police academy on August 13. I was told there was a lot to do and they wanted to see me later that same afternoon. I arrived at the police department and sat down next to Miss Ponytail. I found out … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #3: I Think I’m Crazy and a Liar
This is the 3rd installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series. I was scheduled for my psychological examination in Phoenix on Thursday morning and the polygraph test on Friday. It’s a bit of a drive so I decided to stay Wednesday night in the city. I loved visiting the city and the biggest reason was Starbucks coffee. Venti hot mocha, non-fat, with … [Read more...]
Bad Luck Cadet #2: Jumping Hurdles
This is the 2nd installment in my Bad Luck Cadet Series. The week dragged by as I waited for the next stage in my police academy entrance tests. My husband could do nothing right. My kids were driving me nuts, my son most of all. He actually told me I was an embarrassment to our family. My palm itched, but I knew if I slapped him he … [Read more...]